Saturday, May 8, 2010

What My Mother Taught Me

To Value A Job Well Done
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

Time Travel
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

Logic
"Because I said so, that's why."

Foresight
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

Irony
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

Osmosis
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

Stamina
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

Weather
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

Hypocrisy
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

Circle Of Life
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

Behavior Modification
"Stop acting like your father!"

Envy
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

Anticipation
"Just wait until we get home."

Receiving
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

Medical Science
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

How To Become An Adult
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

Genetics
"You're just like your father."

Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

(Author Unknown)

Have a wonderful weekend, and Happy Mother's Day!


11 comments:

  1. Those are great and I admit, I say alot of those to my own kids! I guess some of those saying will never go away.

    I hope you have a wonderful Mother's Day!!

    Cherie :D

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  2. LOL I love these! What a great and NORMAL mom you had!

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  3. I can relate, because my mother said some of those things and because I have too. Happy Mother's Day, my friend!

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  4. My mother and I have also said many of those very things.. ha-ha.. I love it!!

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  5. Valerie, I hope your mother's day was wonderful!

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  6. Valerie- I just wanted to say a quick HI! My name is Monica and Ann Marie is my best friend. She told me about your blog when I was telling her about my sweet friend Amy, that I knew when I lived in Santaquin! What a small world.... Amy and her entire family has constantly been in my thoughts and prayers since I heard the news! I've been folowing her journey on facebook, and now on Kisses for Amy! Thank you for keeping us all updated!

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  7. My mother would say many of those things. My family favorite was what my grandma would say when we were miss behaving

    "I am going to skin you alive and hang you by your toe nails if you don't stop doing that".

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  8. Oh yeah, Heard that, Said that, Done that

    and it is funny when I hear my daughter say "oh no, I sound just like my mome"
    WHAT

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  9. that comment above, from bear. ah, that was ME
    hubby was using my computer and I didn't realize it.
    so
    IT IS ME ME ME

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  10. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." I sure heard that a lot growing up :)

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