Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Life, According to Shane

Yesterday when I picked Shane up after school,
he asked me why I always look like I'm sick when I come to get him.
Me: "What do you mean?"
Shane: "You never get dressed or do your hair or anything."
Later, I was telling the fam what he had said.
In an attempt to clarify his position, he said I always wear my pajamas to pick him up...
In my defense, I have been sick, but I have NEVER, EVER gone to pick him up in my pajamas!!!
And yesterday I had done my hair & put on makeup & thought I looked alright.
What a blow to my self-esteem! :)
What Shane thinks I dress like:

How Shane thinks I should dress everyday:
(Last month, he asked me why I don't dress up like the Principal, Mrs. K.)
I did ask her (she's a friend) if she could tone it down a little...she's making me look bad!

What I think I look like:

What I actually look like:

(Jeans and a usual apparel. And crocs...)
Maybe I do need to step up my game a little, get in touch with my
inner June Cleaver.
I've got it! I'll throw on a pair of pearls when I pick him up today!!!
Note to Shane: I think you should ride the bus home after school. Just sayin'.